Lousy Smarch weather!
ledlightsandpancakes: The Koch Brothers, Cocacola, Cocaine
Ahh yes, all of the cokes.
K: The Koch Brothers
My least favorite of the bunch. I know they’re brothers, but for some reason, I still want to call them a power couple. Anywho, off with their heads.
Coca-cola isn’t my cup of tea. Or glass of soda, as it were. It has a sugar-high and a dose of caffeine, so I feel like it would make a decent lover.
I’m not a fan of cocaine either, but I figure coca-cola is a cocaine wannabe. Yes, it’s true, that coca-cola used to have cocaine in it. The company even hangs desperately hangs onto these roots, using coca leaves that have the cocaine removed from it as part of their recipe. Pragmatically speaking, I’d rather marry cocaine, the true “real thing”.
I’ve been watching Law & Order SVU on Netflix and noticed a lot of actors from the wire with cameos… A search on IMDB confirms this…… 116 people who’ve been in both shows.
ledlightsandpancakes: A hand-pie, a single boob with tiny legs and arms that has a furry backpack and sounds a little like a french goose when she speaks but has really great stories, violet-colored toilet paper
M: a single boob with tiny legs and arms that has a furry backpack and sounds a little like a french goose when she speaks but has really great stories
For her winning personality. Obviously, procreation is not possible in any of these scenarios, so this does not come into consideration.
F: A hand-pie
Because American Pie taught us that sex with pies is socially accepted.
K: violet-colored toilet paper
Sorry toilet paper. Even if you were the random “sexy paper” I found on google images, you’d still be awfully painful to have sex with.
ledlightsandpancakes: That girl who's blog I think is dumb and whose blog you have forced me to look at just to make me upset at humanity, that girl you took to Spain, that girl you lived with who once got hit by a car door opening and she oversaw that I had laughed in response to being given that news.
Lauren, why must you make this one so real. Then again, I specialize in asking FMK questions that are frustrating to answer….. so I can’t blame you. So, here we go:
M: “that girl you lived with who once got hit by a car door opening and she oversaw that I had laughed in response to being given that news.”
F: “That girl who’s blog I think is dumb and whose blog you have forced me to look at just to make me upset at humanity”
Purely based off of looks. Unfortunately, the sex isn’t that great though.
K: “that girl you took to Spain”
I usually refer to her as “the girl I hate”.
ledlightsandpancakes: FMK TUESDAY! Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jesus, Muhammed.
Well, M Flying Spaghetti Monster. I’m not a pastafarian, but then again it would be probably be a little weird to want to marry my religion’s supreme diety. Anywho, he just seems like he’d be a cool guy to be married to. Whimsically flying around and shaking his spaghetti all over the place.
Well, at least 3 in 10 people believe that Jesus Christ died so everyone could have eternal life. I’m not a religious man myself, but I figure, what the hell, I’ll throw a bone to the Christians. I’ll kill him again for you guys. Can’t hurt to do it twice.
I’d eff Muhammad. He’s a charming man from an exotic foreign land. Enough said.
Getting close to perfecting the perfect burger. Organic beef, chorizo, bits of el rancho chips, avocado and five cheese garlic spread on a toasted wheat bun.